May 14, 2016
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May 13, 2016
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We at Dandy Dicks already know we’re the future. Hot guys who are at the same time amazingly stylish and totally attainable is something you won’t find anywhere else. The member count and the messages I get in my Dandy inbox prove it! But that doesn’t mean we can just rest on our laurels. We want to be on the cutting edge. So even though we’re new, we had to try what’s sending both the tech world and (some of) the porn world into total spasms. So we shot our first (but not last) VR porn. Virtual. Reality. Porn.
May 11, 2016
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How does one date the German man? Being German myself, the question I’m trying to answer here is a hard nut to crack. What is it that makes Germans so utterly undateable and at the same time somehow attractive? The foreign culture? The stiff hips? That cute accent (which since Nico’s glory days as a Chelsea Girl is a scarcer and scarcer thing).
May 09, 2016
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Paid TV services like HBO and Showtime are great for a number of reasons: they allow more artistic integrity for showrunners than any network would, and they don’t have to bleep out any swear words. But a triumph of paid subscription services is all the dick slips. Men can drop down to just their birthday suits on this kind of television, and there have been plenty of shows that have taken advantage of this fact through the years. (Although gender parity has yet to be reached.)
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole