Jun 30, 2015
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In our visually oversaturated epoch in which we are constantly bombarded with images of stylish and sophisticated celebrities and subjected to endless cycle of next-big-things, how are we to tell the meaningful from the mindless? When forced to adopt a trend with barely enough time to scramble into it before the fad fades, how are we supposed to weigh up the world of wardrobes we inhabit? Well, you can leave that to me – your guide to fashion and all of its associated moral conundrums. Don’t you worry anymore, trying to figure out what’s hot and what’s not, because you’d only get it wrong anyway. Instead, let me introduce you to five ultimate style icons from whom you can learn everything you need to know about dressing with panache. You’re welcome.
Jun 21, 2015
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It’s been scientifically demonstrated that body odor plays a huge part in sexuality and attraction between humans, and thus should not be underestimated. I, learned that my peculiar way. One of the first guys I had sex with said he was really into my smell, so much to the point that he dumped his boyfriend and moved countries to live with me. Months into our relationship he kept
Jun 21, 2015
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Let’s be real, Star Wars has always been a little gay (your secret is out, boys). Most of us are well familiar with the series that centers around a predominantly male cast traveling in several cockpits through the universe, sword-fighting one another with their long, phallic light sabers. I never looked much deeper into the series’ homoeroticism until I recently re-watched The Empire Strikes Back. Now watching the film with my homo-goggles securely on, I noticed our
Jun 21, 2015
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Do you watch Orange Is The New Black? Of course you do: It’s 2015 and you have a pulse. In honor of the season three premier of OITNB, it’s been decided that our Man Crush of the Week should be no other than puppy eyed prison guard, Bennet.....
What is it we have here exactly, this site in front of you? Simple said: it’s Dandy Dicks. Welcome. And you’re welcome. Dandy Dicks is
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole