Do you watch Orange Is The New Black? Of course you do: It’s 2015 and you have a pulse. In honor of the season three premier of OITNB, it’s been decided that our Man Crush of the Week should be no other than puppy eyed prison guard, Bennet…more specifically the actor who plays him, Matt McGorry! His character’s inherently gentle nature juxtaposing his assertive police presence made for some desirable mop closet interactions. Although not an amputee in real life, it appears as though he’d be surprising us in other ways upon the drop of his pants.
Aside from playing the role of most desirable bachelor at Litchfield Prison, this guy has achieved additional success this past year from the breakout Shonda Rhimes series How To Get Away With Murder. With two hit dramas and a SAG award under his belt, it looks like Matt McGorry is quickly working his way to the top…and we certainly have no objections to him being on top.
by Kyle Eckert
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole