He’s grabbing my ass, and it’s pitch black night by now. He takes off my shirt and starts sucking my dick. Slobbering on me, he’s breathing heavy, concentrating. He moans when he’s gagging on my dick, and the sound of his voice sends vibrations through my pelvis. He’s jerking off and fingering me, and a black cat is stalking around my feet. I’m leaning against the wall and the only light is through the windows of the neighbor’s house. Fido’s hair is long – it falls in his face while he’s blowing me. He sweeps it to the side and smiles at me while he pinches his left nipple and kisses the head of my cock.
Aug 12, 2015
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I walked into my hotel with my rolling suitcase, past the old, 1950s-style marquee and a retro camper in the parking lot. The receptionist, clearly gay, took my information. “You booked the local rate – do you live here?” he asked inquisitively. I lied, flirtatiously, showing him my almost-expired Massachusetts driving license and a fumbled story about a conference in Los Angeles. The real reason, though: I wanted to spoil myself.
Aug 10, 2015
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Birthed from lewd camp, schlock shock, and 1990s goth styles, Bottoms’ blunt take on issues like HIV and body horror are neither shy nor tame. Self-described as a “gender-problematizing goth dance band” that produces “shitty house music [...] for faggots”, the three-piece electronic punk outfit is both celebratory and confrontational in nature.
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I’m not one to start a stereotype but—what’s with married heterosexual men and their canned big game hunting missions? Does one have to get a hetero license along with a hunter’s license? First, there was super-hetero-macho-but-still-a-draft-dodger Dick Cheney accidentally shooting his friend Harry Whittington on a canned quail hunt in Texas. Or maybe Dick was seeing his lesbian daughter Mary’s face when he pulled the trigger?
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Summer is coming to an end and cities are pretty much scraping the glitter off the concrete after their respective Prides. But some bussies are still bumping, either literally on the dancefloor or somewhere in our heads. Brian Salemi gives us a recap of what you’re likely stuck with for the next few weeks.
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole