Sep 04, 2015
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JC Gonzo recounts the importance of Shirley Manson and Garbage on the 20th anniversary of their groundbreaking first album. Don’t miss our mix of B-sides from that period at the bottom of the article.
Sep 02, 2015
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The camera approaches cautiously, as if to not scare away the subject. We see him from a distance. A man in a white T-shirt wailing on a punching bag, each impact sounding like an explosion. And then, the greatest reveal I have ever seen. We cut to a tight shot of the impossibly muscular man’s back. Beautifully lit, his ass cheeks fill out his grey sweatpants to perfection. And with each punch of his fist, his hips twist, highlighting his ass. It’s a shocking reveal, audacious and beautiful. The most surprising thing about it is that it’s not some niche art-house Czech film from Strand Releasing, it’s from The Avengers, the fourth highest-grossing film of all time.
Aug 31, 2015
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Although a two-for-one special is always appreciated, we’ve chosen to focus on the younger (by 15 minutes) of the Disney identical twin duo. This week we’re crushing on no other than...Tia Mowry! Kidding. Confident in your ability to read a title, you should know already that it’s Cole Sprouse.
Aug 28, 2015
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It’s Friday, and if you’re anything like the guys here at Dandy Dicks, it’s time to heed the call of the wild. Getting it on makes for a great weekend pastime, and to enhance the sexy atmosphere, try shagging to one of these five very fuckable songs. Granted, not all songs are created equal when it comes to fun in the sheets. To create the ideal mood or to enhance intimacy with that special someone, have a roll in the hay to these five very fuckable songs! Thank us later.
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole