It’s Friday, and if you’re anything like the guys here at Dandy Dicks, it’s time to heed the call of the wild. Getting it on makes for a great weekend pastime, and to enhance the sexy atmosphere, try shagging to one of these five very fuckable songs. Granted, not all songs are created equal when it comes to fun in the sheets. To create the ideal mood or to enhance intimacy with that special someone, have a roll in the hay to these five very fuckable songs! Thank us later.

1. “The Crying Game” — Culture Club cover
This ominous but sensual, aching ballad takes sexual yearning and turns it into music, courtesy of Boy George’s baritone vocals. The sexual “oohs” and “ahhs” only add to the effect, and for some reason, this one plays better with the lights out.

2. “Electric Feel” — MGMT
A techno-rock tune, MGMT takes the feeling you get when stripping clothes off a partner and translates it into a throbbing psychedelic song. Touching a partner to this electronica is utter ecstasy… and feels a bit like being on ecstasy too.

3. “Porcelain” — Moby
Nobody does tactile music quite like Moby, and this one with piano and synthesizer just screams “shower sex”. The music pours over the body like hot water and just makes us want to wrap up in someone beautiful.

4. “Petals” — Hole
Hole might be known more for grunge rock and power pop, but this goth lament about the purity of young love and aged cynicism goes as well with passionate grinding as it does the soft touch of afterglow. Courtney Love’s voice has never sounded better than when she curses the world for being a “whore”, taking away innocence and beauty as the penalty for love.

5. “Comfortably Numb” —The Scissor Sisters cover
Taking a stoner anthem and turning it into a New Age dance song makes no sense at all, but the giggling electronic beat makes the whole tune so naughty, just like that smile two people get just before they go at it for a very long time. It’s also fun when actually going at it for a very long time, when the sex is so good you almost feel high.

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