Although a two-for-one special is always appreciated, we’ve chosen to focus on the younger (by 15 minutes) of the Disney identical twin duo. This week we’re crushing on no other than...Tia Mowry! Kidding. Confident in your ability to read a title, you should know already that it’s Cole Sprouse.

Everyone knows adult blonds are the most majestic of the human species. It is pretty much scientific fact at this point. While green-eyed black men are up there on the miraculous featured list of desirables, Cole still possesses the ingredients to a recipe that is difficult to fuck up. Describing him as having ocean-toned eyes and beach-sand blond hair is all too accurate. His awe-inducing features make him desirable amongst men and women of all ages... well, mostly 10 to 30 if we’re being honest here, but if this were the 1930s in Germany I’m sure we could expand that a little.

With a career starting at just 8 months old, Mr. Sprouse should certainly be used to the attention by now. He stole our hearts adorably alongside Adam Sandler in Big Daddy. But that is merely one modest entry on IMDB displaying what led to his early-on success. Showcasing emotional range at only 11 years old in The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, the story was brilliantly told of queer bigfoot JT LeRoy, the (later to be found out fictitious) life of abuse, prostitution, drug-addiction, and other light-hearted dinner party topics! It is roles like this that proved to Disney that he was worth investing in, leading to the 2005-2011 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and spinoff The Suite Life on Deck series. This contract skyrocketed the boys to earn upwards of $40,000 per episode, making them the richest teenage twins in 2000. (Emphasis on “teenage”. Nobody’s coming for Mary-Kate and Ashley’s crown.)

Unfortunately he’s been a little more selective than his brother Dylan with his dick-pic distribution. But it should look exactly the same, right? We hope so. Still yet to expose everything, Cole has been releasing photo shoots regularly on Twitter and blessing our timelines with his perfectly executed 1990s grunge aesthetic paired with a slim athletic build. The boys, now 23, recently have been dipping their toes back into the spotlight after maintaining a pretty low profile for their four years in studying at NYU. We don’t know what’s next for post-grad Cole, but we’re confident he’ll go on to do great things. While gracing us with charming doe-eyed looks and a good head on his shoulders, it’s no wonder why we’re so inclined to return the favor and give him good head... elsewhere.

Source: Cole Sprouse (Twitter)