Sep 21, 2015

You'll never guess what this guy's dick did this time!

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Blog of the day

by Walter Crasshole

After another long weekend, we here at Dandy Dicks took respite in what this guy's dick did again. Having a number of comicbook nerds at the DD offices, we were thrilled that not only does this guy's dick do things when he's not looking, this dick's also a super hero! Commissioner Gordon, fire up the cocksignal!

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Sep 19, 2015

Romantic Gif of the Week

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Blog of the day

by Tom Husc

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Sep 18, 2015

World video premiere: Snax - 150%

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Blog of the day

by Walter Crasshole

As promised, the exclusive world premiere of the music vid for “150%” by Snax from his Up and Coming Children EP! He’s one of our faves, and there’s no way you’ll disagree after checking out this fiercest of fierce videos! In case you missed our interview with him (shame on you!), check it out here. And so boys, girls, ladies, gentlemen, men, women, children and adults, too, and everything else, here’s “150%”!

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Sep 16, 2015

The Rentboy Connection – Homeland Security: Making America Safe From Home-os

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Blog of the day

by Mark Malish

The Department of Homeland Security has deemed a gay “dating site” (a.k.a. a very thinly veiled male escort website) called Rentboy.com a danger to America (no doubt believing an invasion of millions of well-armed/well-hung male escorts will overrun our shores) and closed the site down on August 25. Then, believing that to kill a (penis-sized) snake, you cut off its head, DHS went after Rentboy’s CEO, Jeffrey Hurant, and charged him with racketeering – like the government’s over-funded agencies (e.g. DHS) aren’t one big racket.

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Sep 14, 2015

Already fierce: Snax and his “Up and Coming Children”

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Blog of the day

by Walter Crasshole

Snax, aka Paul Bonomo, always was and remains a busy lady. An international purveyor of sleaze, dreams and beats, his travels have taken him from Washington, D.C. to San Francisco to New York to Berlin, adopting different guises along the way, but always guided by his own gift, his girl, his muse: music. Hitting stages with punk rock band Fagbash, later with disco-pop duo Captain Comatose and now as just his badass self, decadent revelers and fans from around the world know one other thing about him as well: He’s one hell of a performer.

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Sep 12, 2015

Romantic Gif of the Week

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Blog of the day

by Tom Husc

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ABOUT US

WHAT IS DANDY DICKS AND WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.

First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.

Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.

There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.

But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.

I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!

Walter Crasshole