Nov 27, 2015
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Our eruptions and disasters. Despite these, really, trust me, we can’t be beat. Set us up and watch us blow. Now and then we fail and admit defeat. I’ve been up all night waiting for Jimmy to come over. He just got back from a semester abroad reading French and he said he really missed me. I’ve been laying on my bed listening to the Slits and reading about Pompeii and at 2:15, when I’d just about had it, Jimmy comes over. He is my height and size, but he’s a couple years younger and with dark features. He is an air sign and I can’t decide if he is: psychic, silly, stupid and psychotic. I have decided that he’s sexy.
Nov 25, 2015
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On Friday, November 27th, SomoS presents the first posthumous exhibition of the much beloved Brian Tennessee Claflin, aka Prix, Berlin’s champion nightlife provocateur and renegade artist. “The Five Senses” is a yet unseen five-channel video installation and studio performance featuring a young Claflin invoking sight, scent, touch, taste, and hearing. Created alongside Italian artist Greta Frau and by courtesy of the Brain Tennessee Claflin Foundation who preserves his brief but prolific career, “The Five Senses” seems a fitting choice for the first review of Claflin’s impact after his tragic death in 2014.
Nov 23, 2015
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While animated Disney films are often considered mere children’s entertainment, they are full of plenty of guys you’d want to fuck. Let’s get into the hottest Disney men and imagine what it’d be like to fuck them.
Nov 20, 2015
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We assigned one of our resident horror connoisseurs to watch what some have called the most disturbing movie of all time, directed by famed late gay director Pier Paolo Pasolini, released in Italy 40 years ago on November 22, 1975, before changing cinema forever. Here’s what it means for a Salô virgin to watch the in this day and age.
Nov 18, 2015
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An old saying goes, “Good things come in small doses.” And when it comes to sucking down a nutritious snack, small doses of cum are a good thing. That is, not only are there vital nutrients in “dick-spit”, but a normal male ejaculation (which is about one teaspoon’s worth) is virtually fat-free, with only between five and 25 calories!
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole