Mar 18, 2016
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For a time left alone behind closed doors and in underground sex clubs, “chemsex” – aka sex on drugs – has attracted quite a bit of scrutiny in recent years. Sex? Drugs? Together? Where did this scrutiny naturally lead? To a documentary by Vice, of course.
Mar 16, 2016
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Last month saw the release of the highly anticipated, and highly unexpected, sequel to Zoolander, Ben Stiller’s send-up of the late-1990s fashion industry that has grown into an iconic cult classic. It reminded us just how absurd the world of fashion can be, as the film brought us everything from lessons in model-faces to piano-key neckties to runway walk-offs judged by David Bowie. Though the sequel didn’t get the most amazing reviews, it certainly reignited our passion for seeing fashion on film.
Mar 14, 2016
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Dandy Dicks presents a different kind of astrology. Every month, the lucky bastard isn’t the one with the forthcoming birthday, but everyone else. As each star sign progresses through the year, we’ll tell you how to land some star-struck man. This month: How to win over, romance, and seduce a gay Piscean man.
Mar 11, 2016
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SWIM* was sitting at an after-hour party. SWIM was confused. He never felt like that before. A girl in a black dress is preparing lines for everybody and says: “We could philosophize about this forever.” They talk about MDMA love. Chemically induced feelings of strong affection for another person. The guy you see, right when when the drug hits you. A coy smile. Gazes sucking up photons reflected by that special someone you’ve never met before but seems dearer than anybody in this world has ever appeared to be. Your appetite turns into lust.
Mar 09, 2016
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Each week, Dandy Dicks will highlight a key figure in gay culture, be it past or present. These men are what we consider true Dandies, advancing the ideals of gay men everywhere and doing it with lasting influence and style. This week’s installment is on none other than Pee-Wee Herman! Everyone’s favorite faggy children’s icon is set to return to our screens through Netflix on March 18. For those who didn’t get recruited by his hilarious agenda in the 80s, or for those who just need a refresher, Dandy Dicks presents a brief history of everyone’s favorite perversely funny Dandy!
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole