Feb 12, 2016
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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, a time when everyone searches for that special, sexy someone for some new romance. But when you finally spot that sexy hunk, how can you be sure he’s gay? Well, purely for fun the Dandy Dicks team compiled a list of methods that “science” says prove if a man is gay or straight. Everything from ovulating women to the size of his junk can be clues to help you hone your gaydar.
Feb 10, 2016
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While Instagram is a great place to see what kinds of selfies all your best friends are taking, and to distract yourself from work with cute dogs and cats, it remains one of the best places to peep on some of the world’s prettiest Instagays. So to spice up your daily photo scroll, here are Dandy Dick’s picks for the hottest hunks on Instagram this week. Follow now and thank us later.
Feb 08, 2016
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Most of us know that notorious “I guess that cunt gettin' eaten” line from Azealia Banks’ “212” (you know, where she wants another girl to “lick my plum in the evening and fit that tongue tongue d-deep in”), and those who do have screamed it wholeheartedly in various states of intoxication at their local gay party at least once (don’t lie!). But what about dicks? Dicks need love, too (if you wanna call it that), yet many openly gay singers through the years have preferred a more “universal” (meaning non-gendered) lyrical approach in order to appeal to a “universal” (read: straight) audience.
Feb 05, 2016
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There’s this Turkish club night in Berlin that’s nothing like anything I’ve seen before. Once a month at legendary punk haunt SO36, the Turkish and Arab queer communities and their fans fill up the Gayhane party to dance to Eastern beats and pop anthems. It’s sweaty and full of hot hairy guys who move their hips a lot, a bit like Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie”-kinda thing. It is at this party where I’ve lived out my hottest fantasies, even if some came with a sobering and bitter aftertaste.
Feb 03, 2016
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Each week, Dandy Dicks will highlight a key figure in gay culture, be it past or present. These men are what we consider true Dandies, advancing our ideals of gay men everywhere and doing it with lasting influence and style. This week’s installment is on Klaus Nomi, an icon of early new wave who this week would have turned 72. He revolutionized the avant-garde for a new generation of club kids and was one of the first celebrities to draw attention to AIDS.
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole