While Instagram is a great place to see what kinds of selfies all your best friends are taking, and to distract yourself from work with cute dogs and cats, it remains one of the best places to peep on some of the world’s prettiest Instagays. So to spice up your daily photo scroll, here are Dandy Dick’s picks for the hottest hunks on Instagram this week. Follow now and thank us later.
Hairy boys don’t always get the attention they deserve, but Devin Totter is here to change all that. In his words, he’s “spreading otter awareness,” which means that he treats us to pic after pic of his lusciously hairy chest. As nice as his fur is, Totter is an established pornstar who frequently graces sites like Manhunt.com, which means he has skills far more enticing than can be shown on Instagram. His profile is both dead sexy and hilariously cute, meaning you’ll find him in bondage gear one week and cuddling with puppies the next, giving a little something for everybody.
For anyone who’s ever attended a major pop star’s concert, you know that it’s the beefy male back-up dancers who really steal the show. No better example of said beefy male back-up dancer can be found than Locky Brownlie, an Australian hottie who’s been touring with Katy Perry for the past several years. With an impossibly perfect hair-poof, an expertly trimmed beard, and a ridiculously ripped bod, Brownlie seems arena ready at all times. Sure he shares some behind the scenes pics of his crazy concert life, but they’re not half as interesting as the array of underwear, speedo, and gym-clothes glamor shots.
Many of us have flirted with the idea of being a porn star (obviously a lot of our Dandy Dicks have), but taking a look at Dean Monroe’s Instagram may make you take the plunge (just call us first). A 13 year veteran of the industry, Monroe’s life is as glamorous as a professional power bottom’s could possibly be. His profile gives a glimpse into his tropical vacations, his constantly evolving facial hair, and frequent, frequent looks into his shower and pool activities. Ever the flirt, many of his pics seem teetering on the edge of Instagram’s profanity guidelines, but you won’t hear us complaining.
If you have a weakness for cute gay boys, then buckle up. Jacob Nova’s Instagram is a perfect storm of cute boyfriend material, drop dead sexy photoshoots, and genuinely likeable lifestyle shots. The model and occasional adult film star frequently shares his high-profile beauty shoots, his adorable puppy, and hangouts with his fellow porn stars, all of which showcase his cherub-like beauty and sexy array of tattoos. And for all you gaymers out there, Nova’s got you covered; few models rock an X-box controller and boxer briefs better than he does.
by Jake Indiana
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole