Let's face it: being a gay guy in this day and age is pretty damn cool. We can get hitched in more countries than ever, connect instantly with whole digital communities and access super sexy porn with a cheeky subscription to Dandy Dicks ;) But there are a still a few things that the so-called “fairer sex” can do in the bedroom that may invoke the green-eyed monster in some of us. Let’s take a look at the main offenders.

1. Multiple Orgasms 

This has got to be at the top of the list. In one sexual session, some chicks can reach giddy climaxes countless times, whilst we lads have wait patiently for Old Father Time to work his magic after a shag. 

2. Titwanks 

We've all fantasised about squashing a hard cock between our bouncing pillows, haven't we? Sadly, no matter many push-ups we do, we’ll never have the ample bosoms required to perform this entertaining and splendid sexual act.

3. Other tit stuff 

Boobs make lovely pillows and are very erogenous, way more than our somewhat redundant male nips. That classic 1990s track by Cornershop repeatedly declared "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow," and they've got a point. If gays could grow breasts, they might just take over the world.

4. Indulge in easy morning sex 

Straight couples have the added bonus of waking up and getting jiggy right away – no trips to the bathroom, no douching, no lube. We lads with morning glory have to undertake some necessary precautions if we’re gonna get penetrative.

5. Produce natural juices 

Having a self-lubricating sex organ is definitely an advantage, and it saves pennies on slippery juice. 

6. Do the Kamasutra

Sadly, the ultimate ancient sex guide was written with chiquitas in mind.

7. Clitoral stimulation

A magic button that sends the receiver into a total sexual frenzy? Who wouldn't want one of them? 

8. Having a monthly excuse 

Sometimes we might not be 'feeling it' in the boudoir but can't think of a good excuse to subdue our pining beau, unlike those lucky ladies.

9. Double penetration 

As the old adage goes, "Any hole's a goal." Should they desire, women of the world can properly take two lads at one time, something most gays can only dream about. 

10. Bendy positions 

By and large, girls are way more flexible and less dense than their male counterpart, meaning they can get into all sorts of crazy positions. Try doing that with a big old bear. 

11. Squirting

Speaks for itself. 

But don't get down on yourself lads. We're better at blow jobs, stronger cuddlers and can share clothes with our partners. Things ain’t all that bad.

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