Oct 12, 2015

Man Crush of the Week: Evan Peters

October means many things for us in the northern hemisphere: sweater weather, people making played-out jokes about white girls’ coffee preferences and another season of American Horror Story. Although unsure of what the characters of AHS: Hotel will offer, we do know one thing; Nobody will bat an eye when we tell them we've inevitably begun swooning over some sadistic masochist played by our Man Crush of the Week: Evan Peters!

Snatching a Phoenix Film Festival award for Best Breakthrough Performance in Clipping Adam, the then 17-year-old star began making a name for himself. Now 28, attaining major roles among every one of the changing seasonal casts of AHS, Peters has proved himself as force in young Hollywood.

Swishy brown hair reminiscent of an early 2000s ska band singer gives him an appearance of simple effortless boyish charm. While his naked body, (thankfully) making an appearance throughout every AHS season at least once, shows us he’s all man.

It's becoming an unfortunate trend that all of our man crushes are strictly opposite-sex oriented. Evan is no exception. He seems to be generally happy with his on-again-off-again girlfriend Emma Roberts, but we're convinced we could make him get off again... and again... and again. If he would get on one of us just once.

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by Kyle Eckert

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And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.

First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.

Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.

There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.

But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.

I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!

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