As summer movie season comes to a close, it’s time we say goodbye to the superheroes and franchises and say hello to more highbrow fare, like The Danish Girl, which stars Eddie Redmayne as a trailblazing transsexual (there has never been a phrase more highbrow than “Eddie Redmayne as a trailblazing transsexual”). So let’s dive into some of the more notable fall releases and judge them on the following criteria: What’s it about, will people be talking about it, and will it get you off?

Here’s part II of our exhaustive fall movie preview. Check out part I here.

SPECTRE (November 6)

What’s It About? Daniel Craig returns for another, possibly his final, James Bond outing. This time he fights the evil organization SPECTRE, led by creepy German (is there any other kind?) Christoph Waltz.

Will People Be Talking About It? Yep! James Bond is nothing if not a crowd-pleaser. But also expect plenty of hand-wringing internet think-pieces about how James Bond is a misogynistic racist that should be left out to dry. Which might be true, but those credit sequences are always so fun! Naked ladies!

Will It Get You Off? Yes. Daniel Craig is fucking hot.

See It or Skip It? See it! Skyfall was probably the best Bond ever, and most of the same creative team is returning here, including director Sam Mendes.

THE PEANUTS MOVIE (November 6)

What’s It About? The classic comic strip comes to the big-screen in a CGI-animated movie from the director of the very-much-not-a-classic Horton Hears a Who!

Will People Be Talking About It? I will be, in anger! The trailers look completely devoid of all the Midwestern malaise that distinguishes Charles Schulz’s classic work.

Will It Get You Off? I should hope not, you pervert!

See It or Skip It? I don’t know, if it ends up being a surprise critical darling like The Lego Movie, then yes. But until then I remain cautiously pessimistic.

THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY - PART 2 (November 20)

What’s It About? The dystopian young adult saga finally concludes! Will Katniss kiss the very pretty tall boy or the very pretty short boy? Also, Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s final film. So that’s depressing.

Will People Be Talking About It? Yes, expect a series of “collectible” Entertainment Weekly covers featuring all of the stars. You won’t be able to avoid hearing about this movie.

Will It Get You Off? Absolutely. Josh Hutchinson isn’t just a gay ally, he’s fucking adorable. Liam Hemsworth is also around to remind you that he’s the less hot Hemsworth brother, but still totally do-able.

See It or Skip It? See it! The last second and third Hunger Games movies improved considerably in quality, thanks to director Francis Lawrence. But like, if you aren’t into these multi-part franchise films, this is a terrible jumping-on point.

CAROL (November 20)

What’s It About? Some period lesbian drama starring Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara. Looks like a beautifully filmed “how can we be ourselves and love who we want during these repressive times?” story.

Will People Be Talking About It? Yes! This movie is already generating that precious Oscar buzz! The fact that it’s directed by noted queer Todd Haynes (Far From Heaven, Velvet Goldmine) and based on a Patricia Highsmith novel has interest piqued!

Will It Get You Off? Only if you get off on beautifully filmed stories of lesbian repression. Which, if so, more power to you!

See It or Skip It? I’m going to go out on a limb and say, “See it!” Cate Blanchett can do anything! She made her scenes in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull watchable simply by being in them.

LEGEND (November 20)

What’s It About? The true story of identical twin gangsters Reggie and Ronnie Kray. Starring Tom Hardy as both brothers.

Will People Be Talking About It? I doubt it! British gangster movies are rarely anything to get excited about. Also, how many more gangster movies do we need? We’re pretty covered on mafia movies, Hollywood!

Will It Get You Off? There are two Tom Hardys in this movie and up-and-coming hottie Taron Egerton (Kingsman: The Secret Service). So if this doesn’t get you off, you’re an asshole.

See It or Skip It? It doesn’t matter what I say. You’re going to see it in some form, either in the theater or via screen caps of all the skin shots.