Now that the Force has officially awakened, it seems like there has never been a better time to be a Star Wars fan. There’s a whole new slew of merchandise coming out in support of The Force Awakens, but the fandom runs much deeper than your ordinary toy or figurine. Deep in the dark corners of the Internet, a whole world of Star Wars-themed sex toys is out there waiting for the lovers with space on the brain. We did a little digging and came back with some knick-knacks naughty enough to send your sex drive into hyperspace.

1. Saber Skins Condoms

There are more types of novelty condoms in the world than there are fish in the sea, so naturally you can get a rubber decked out in Star Wars imagery. Dubbed ‘Saber Skins’, these condoms are just… condoms, but they come in clever packaging. Seeing a tiny Darth Vader on your junk informing that he “will not be your father”? Genius. And any guy who says he has never thought of his dick as a lightsaber while drunk is just lying.

2. Lightsaber Whip

Because using an actual lightsaber to smack your partner’s bum would end painfully and badly, kinky Jedi masters everywhere have now turned to this lightsaber bondage whip. It’s not leather, it’s certainly not black, and it doesn’t seem too intimidating, but it is an example of pure Star Wars craftsmanship. The hilt is a painstakingly careful replica of the weapon, allowing for a firm grip and maximum role-play. But luckily, instead of laser fire, your partner will get hit with colorful straps of fabric. Surprise your loved one with this toy and you’ll both see who the master is.

3. Lightsaber Dildos

And for those who want to get even kinkier with their Jedi blades, look no further than the lightsaber dildo. This one also comes with a classic lightsaber hilt, for maximum grip, and the ‘blade’ comes in both blue and red, so you can be pleasured by either the light or the dark side of the Force. If you can’t get your hands on one, there are plenty of DIY tutorials to make one at home, because when it comes to dildos, it can never hurt to get them as personal as possible. You can even ask your partner if he wants to be a mold for your new lightsaber!   

4. This New Gay Porn Parody

Nothing is sacred in the world of gay porn; there’s been a parody of just about everything. However, a true masterpiece is on the horizon with the just-announced gay porn parody titled simply XXX Star Wars. Released on Christmas Day, this three-part film has every combination of sex possible from the characters of the original trilogy you’ve grown to love. Obi-Wan Kenobi on Luke Skywalker action? You bet. Frisky Han Solo time? More please. 

5. Princess Leia Slave Outfit

So this may not be a sex toy per se, but the kinkiest costume in the history of kinky costumes is undoubtedly Princess Leia’s ‘slave outfit’. Originally worn in Return of the Jedi, this outfit reflects what sex slaves on a desert planet would wear to work. The end result is a few pieces of tasteful cloth and vast patches of somewhat tasteful nudity, all tied together with a gold link or two. There’s really no special occasion necessary for an outfit this inviting; Star Wars fans and creative cosplayers alike can find something to love with this gem.

Sources: io9 / Hayzee Creations, Graphic Armor, This Is Why I'm Broke, Homemade Sex Toys, Men.com, Star Wars Wikia