Sep 07, 2015

Things My Dick Does

We here at Dandy Dicks love to know what our dicks are up to, and we share that in our video section all the time. But one fellow in San Francisco likes to let us know what his dick is up to... before he gets up! Things My Dick Does is a Tumblr collection of the adventures of a happy little dick and what he does when his owner is still asleep.

Never has an amok-running cock been so cute. And funny! After a long weekend, we found this one particularly appropriate. Watch the page to stay the loop when it comes to this little guy as we share our favorites from Things My Dick Does.

Photo: Things My Dick Does

by Walter Crasshole

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ABOUT US

WHAT IS DANDY DICKS AND WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.

First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.

Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.

There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.

But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.

I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!

Walter Crasshole