Feb 29, 2016

The 5 Hottest Instagays to Follow This Week

While Instagram is a great place to see what kinds of selfies all your best friends are taking, and to distract yourself from work with cute dogs and cats, it remains one of the best places to peep on some of the world’s prettiest Instagays.  So to spice up your daily photo scroll – here are Dandy Dick’s picks for the hottest hunks on Instagram this week. Follow now and thank us later.



1. Johnny Hazzard, @johnnyhazzard1

So what does a porn star get up to after avowing to leave the adult film business behind? Well, if the average porn vet is anything like Johnny Hazzard, then it means getting into a mixed bag of every pursuit life has to offer. The actor became a veritable icon of gay porn with his uncanny talent for instantly gaining an erection that could cum on demand, but his Instagram shows equally natural talents in professional acting, cooking, photography and writing. But being Hazzard, all of these skills are usually captured shirtless, showing off a blindingly beautiful, tattooed torso that is the stuff of dreams. Calling him a man of many talents is the ultimate understatement.



2. Benji Condie, @benjiaus

Despite what they tell you, some people really do have it all. Benji Condie, for instance, is an Australian men’s lifestyle blogger who gets paid to document luxury around the world. Oh, and he’s almost insanely attractive, like if a Ken doll were brought to life and had a love child with that hot personal trainer at your gym. Which means that Condie’s Instagram is the ultimate fantasy, one where you watch a classy, muscular stud hop around the globe to swim in every fancy swimming pool, eat every single pic-worthy plate of food, and basically live the life of your wildest daydreams. Be prepared to combat dangerously high levels of envy while scrolling.



3. Colby Keller, @colbydoesamerica

Colby Keller is one of the most prolific actors currently working in gay porn. Hardly a page on sites like ManHub or RedTube is not graced by his rugged face and, uh, gifted bodily assets. His Instagram only continues to celebrate the erotic side of his life, but in a way rarely seen in your average porno. It showcases what he calls his “art porn project”, which translates into some fantastic shots of Keller’s perfect physique in a variety of colorful and innovative photography. And there’s also room for the occasional glamor shot of working out at the gym with his gay best friends for good measure.



4. Tom Daley, @tomdaley1994

A quick browse through Tom Daley’s Instagram would leave you with the impression that he’s an adorable, and surprisingly sculpted, young twink with a swimming hobby. What his modesty may hide is that he’s one of the most talented divers in the world, being the youngest competitor at the 2008 Summer Olympics in any category. Not to mention his outstanding platform in representing the world of gay men in an environment that too often stifles them. But he’s also just incredibly, incredibly cute. How do abs like that even exist?



5. Broderick Hunter, @broderickhunter

Contrary to what many might think, there is indeed a definite art to taking the perfect selfie. Few can claim to have such a coveted skill, but a serious contender emerges in Broderick Hunter. He’s a model, so he certainly has a lot of practice in finding his light and proper angles, but his ability to take a gorgeous selfie is truly uncanny. He of course peppers his Instagram with the occasional hilarious video of his cat, but his visually arresting face takes center stage. It even earned him an honorable mention for ‘Hottest Instagram’ in People’s “Sexiest Men Alive” issue. Can one get more selfie cred than that?

by Jake Indiana

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WHAT IS DANDY DICKS AND WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.

First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.

Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.

There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.

But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.

I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!

Walter Crasshole