Jun 20, 2016

The 5 Hottest Instagays to Follow Right Now

While Instagram is a great place to see what kinds of selfies all your best friends are taking, and to distract yourself from work with cute dogs and cats, it remains one of the best places to peep on some of the world’s prettiest Instagays.  So to spice up your daily photo scroll, here are Dandy Dick’s picks for the hottest hunks on Instagram this week. Follow now and thank us later.

1. Sunny Burns, @sunnyburns

Oh, where to begin on the many reasons why Sunny Burns is a gem of an Instagay? He’s a model, of course, signed to Australian agency Vivian’s Model Management. He’s also beautiful, slender and slight of frame with glasses, but with unwavering twinkish charm. But what makes this Instagram so particular is its exoticism. Burns makes his home in Bangkok, Thailand, where he supports his modeling career with a job as an English language trainer. Cute boy in a beautiful country doing beautiful things? We’re sold.


2. Dean Monroe, @deanmonroex

Don’t let the frosted tips turn you away, Dean Monroe is still an Insta-hunk for the ages. If he looks familiar it may be because of his star turns in numerous pornos for industry giant Next Door Studios. While his profile photos are considerably tamer than the videos that made him famous, they still make for a great opportunity to get up close and personal with his Herculean body. He also makes one hell of a cupcake, which is not sexual innuendo.


3. Almog Gabay, @almog9

Don’t be alarmed if you check out Almog Gabay’s Instagram only to find leagues of beautiful women. Gabay is a world-class fashion photographer, which naturally means he likes to share his work with the world. But when he turns the camera on himself, you best buckle your seatbelt. He’s scruffy, he’s muscly, and he’s not afraid to get playful in front of his own camera. One wonders why he isn’t a model himself.


4. Luis Haro, @sk8er_gdl

They say that “twinks just want to have fun”, or something like that. Luis Haro embodies this ideal. When he’s not poolside with his equally cute, twinky friends, he’s modeling for the camera in selfies that are constantly at peak form. Needless to say, he’s a model. But the beauty of Haro’s Instagram is that it serves as a reminder to us all that we, too, can be a model, with the proper lighting and right amount of cute underwear.  


5. Tommy Defendi, @tommydefendi

Tommy Defendi is not your average porn star, and I’m not even thinking about his dick size, which is also not average. For one thing, he is far more unabashedly queer than many of his peers. His Instagram is ripe with selfies featuring a disarming amount of glitter and eyeshadow. He’s also bearded and butch, which makes for a nice counterpoint to said eyeshadow. But he also just looks like he’s having more fun than most porn stars on Instagram, hell even most people. He’s fuckable and dateable!

by Jake Indiana

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WHAT IS DANDY DICKS AND WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.

First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.

Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.

There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.

But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.

I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!

Walter Crasshole