Who hasn’t ever had dirty fantasies about go-go boys? With their muscular bodies, seductive hips thrusting to the beat, and pendulously swinging cocks hypnotizing everyone to want a taste… They are the reason most go to gay clubs at all. But these boys aren’t there solely for your horny pleasure, they’re there to make money. Duh!

The go-go industry is full of dirty tricks, either for the customer or for the dancer (a guy’s gotta make a living). Nowhere is this truer than in Los Angeles, a town where looks are EVERYTHING. So let the Dandy Dicks team take you from behind the scenes and put you into the pants (err…shoes) of these nightlife dancers and reveal the dirty, dirty tricks of this sexy trade.

SECRET #1: Cock rings

Ever notice how go-go boys all have lusciously thick, long dicks? It’s not genetics; it’s cock rings. Before hitting the stage, go-go boys fluff themselves in the backroom and put on a cock ring, securing that their most important moneymaker stays bigger than normal for the entire night. (re-fluffing may occur on breaks).

SECRET #2: Enhancive underwear

Go-go boy underwear is just as deceptive as women’s push-up bras. Specially designed underwear for go-go dancers have a bulge cup that forces his dick and balls out and forward, giving the illusion of being naturally bigger than he really is. More expensive kinds of underwear also feature butt-lifting straps and built-in cock rings.

SECRET #3: Masturbation

Go-go boys are human, and working in a room full of sexy people being groped all night make erections a work hazard. To prevent this, go-go boys rub one out before show-time to help prevent pitching a tent on the stage and keep their lust in check to focus on work.

SECRET # 4: Long socks

Calf muscles are the hardest to grow. Long socks, especially dark socks, help go-go boys with thinner calves to hide how disproportionate their upper and lower bodies actually are. Plus, long socks give go-go boys a safe place to stash their tips since undie space is limited.

SECRET #5: Drugs… lots and lots of drugs

Have you ever tried dancing for five hours straight while constantly on the lookout for big tippers, keeping track of your money, AND not being able to stop to eat… all while having to be visually energetic? It’s tough, and so many go-go boys depend on uppers like cocaine, amphetamines, and Adderall to help them dance all night à la Studio 54.

SECRET #6: Straight boys

Yes, most go-go boys at gay clubs are straight. Or more specifically, the go-go boys at the more famous and profitable gay clubs are. Proprietors strategically prefer straight boys because they’re more reliable. Gay go-go boys at gay clubs have a reputation for getting sexually and romantically involved with the clientele and coworkers. Hiring straight boys avoids these workplace complications entirely.

SECRET #7: Illegal activity

Go-go boys dance the fine line between eye-candy ambiance and in-person pornography. Local police often go undercover and give citations to clubs whose go-go dancers reveal their junk in public, but the more a go-go dancer shows, the more money he makes. So, to earn a few dollars more, go-go boys often hang-out in the restroom to be solicited by extra-horny club goers to bare it all and even have a quickie or two. But, as George Michael once proved, these bathroom breaks are quite risky.

SECRET #8: Professionalism

Slutty, truant, late rule-breakers don’t get callbacks. They have to show up on time, work well with others and earn a profit for their agents and the club. But after the lights go up in that discothèque now stained with spilled drinks and homosexual sweat, these rules no longer apply. So, if you tipped one particularly sexy go-go well enough, he can be as unprofessional as you'd like back at your place. And who knows, maybe he'll make you privy to some secrets that can't be found on a gay porn blog (although we try)!

Sources: Queerty, Aliexpress, Underwear Offer, Pguims Random Science, Mensuas, trans-formation (Twitter), The Modern Gay, Gay Cities, Pixabay