Jul 27, 2015

Man Crush of the Week: Paul Rudd

Odds are, if you are not a comic buff, you would most likely have no interest in the movie Ant-Man, unless there was something special... something that made such an undesirable title sound appealing. Then you read the words, “Ant-Man, starring Paul Rudd”, and suddenly your interest is piqued. If we get the contact information of our new favorite casting director, we will let you know so we can personally thank them for giving us something to truly Marvel over.

Paul first had us totally buggin’ when we realized we were all inexplicably tolerant of a debatably incestuous love affair with Cher Horowitz and his character in the movie that (if you ask any teenager) “COPPIED IGGY AZELEA’S VIDEO”, Clueless. But he did not stop there. Rudd currently has 94 acting credits on his IMDB page, many of which, whether intentionally or not, helped put him on the map as sex symbol in Hollywood.

Unlike many male actors, we actually believe him when he makes claims of being strictly opposite-sex-oriented. The 46-year-old star has a wife of 12 years and two beautiful children, but that doesn’t stop us from choosing to also call him daddy. In 1998, he appeared in The Object of my Affection, opposite Jennifer Anniston as her gay best friend. Which led to some great quotes of his security of masculinity. The compiled list of man-on-man on-screen kisses Judd has blessed us with would read comparably in length to a Harry Potter novel. We highly suggest you do some “fact-checking” and see them for yourself. Whether putting his tongue in the mouth of nearly an season’s entire cast of Saturday Night Live or appearing shirtless in practically everything, Paul Rudd has been on our radar for quite some time, and we don’t see him falling off any time soon.

Sources: World of Wonder, Giphy, findyourhustle.tumblr.com

by Kyle Eckert

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And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.

First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.

Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.

There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.

But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.

I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!

Walter Crasshole