As anyone living in New York City will tell you, there is little worse than a daily commute on the subway during peak hours. The subway cars – typically reeking of all things piss, sweat, and garbage – are often overcrowded and filled with passengers who have perfected the resting bitch-face.
Luckily, there is a tumblr to make all of that better, “Hot Guys on the Train”. Unsuspecting, hot, and possibly even straight men are sneakily photographed and uploaded to the blog for all of us fiends to drool over. Unbeknownst to them, these beefcake train riders are immortalized on this blog and give us hope that we can run into studs like them during our own commutes. “Hot Guys on the Train” features loads of different men of varying shapes, sizes, styles and ethnicities, so I’m sure you’ll find a stud to your liking. The anonymous owner shrouded in mystery (xoxo Gossip Gay?), along with the acceptance of submissions from any paparazzo who spots a hot straighty on his own, creates an intriguing air of voyeurism that’ll keep you checking back each day.
Although some of these submissions are a little questionable in their hotness, here are a few zaddies from the blog whom I wouldn’t mind seeing on my commute.
This baseball zaddy was spotted on the 1 train, and I wouldn’t mind playing catcher for him. If he is any good with his bat then he can definitely skip the first three bases and go straight to home. I have a weakness for jocks, what can I say?
This sleepy muscle stud was spotted on the B train. His outfit is nothing out of the ordinary, but it works wonders on his build – those arms (*swoon*). Any time he wants to rest up against my pole is fine by me. Call me, boo.
This professional dreamboat was seen riding the F train. With his slicked-back hair and beautifully tailored suit, there is no denying the sheer studliness of this man. Plus, there is nothing sexier than proper subway etiquette. Thank you for wearing your earbuds and placing your bag under your seat; that did not go unnoticed, bae!
The blog went unattended for the past couple months, but it appears the owner is back to indulge us more, now that all the hotties have emerged for some fun in the sun. Be sure to check out the Tumblr “Hot Guys on the Train” to see all of the baes who may be joining you on your commute. You better make sure them brows are on fleek and that outfit is on point, because you never know who might be riding with you boys.
Photos: Hot Guys on the Train
by Brian Salemi
And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.
First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.
Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.
There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.
But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.
I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!
Walter Crasshole