Dec 14, 2015

Gay kids of the 1980 and 1990s: This is the greatest video you'll ever see!

“Whack”, “Pow”, “Boink” – anyone familiar with those sounds is familiar with comic books. And let’s face it, some pretty wild sex.

But really, in the age of the X-Men films, the contemplative darkness of Nolan’s Batman trilogy or even 2015’s newest sensation, Marvel’s Jessica Jones, we’ve all come to the realization that those once drawn, then animated, now filmed creatures of the framed page have gone from nerd obsession to the blueprints that informed an entire generation. That’s something to think about.

And that also leads me to our trailer.

Whether a passive pop culture bro or a Dandy Dick – the highest order of gay gentlemen – we’ve all got some association with the stuff. Aside from my own prepubescent obsession with the X-Men and Spiderman and a multitude of other illustrated dramas, I myself was a child of Saturday morning cartoons and Lorimar-Telepictures-distributed anthropomorphic adventures like ThunderCats and SilverHawks. The adventures of Lion-O and Commander Stargazer amused me to no end.

Later, it was the animated adventures of the X-Men that had my tweenage brain riveted (and still to this day). The allegory of people born into a position of marginalization wasn’t lost on me then, and the parallels to being gay weren’t lost on me later.

But what sucked us in at the beginning of each of these epics was the fast-paced, shiny opening credits and theme music, promising us a whole other universe of adventure and intrigue – I never skipped the intro. So when Dandy Dicks got under way, we thought, why not put a Dandy twist on that which made us who we are today?

We also promise lots of adventure – sexy, stimulating and intriguing – in everything from our hot porn to our hot editorial. And that deserves an adventurous trailer to go with it! We’re onto something exciting.

We worked tirelessly to bring you something that both calls to (the best parts of) our past and something brand new – us! I must say that I’m proud of it. And we hope you love it, too. If you haven’t had a chance to take a look yet, go ahead! We know it will pack a big “Bang!” for you!

by Walter Crasshole

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ABOUT US

WHAT IS DANDY DICKS AND WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?

And who the hell am I? If you’ve been following the blog at all, you may have wondered out of which horny hole this perverted punk has stepped. I won’t reveal too much – a bit of mystery is sexy, right? But a few things may be in order.

First, I was born in that part of the world that most people think is actually Canada, but it’s not. I was born in Alaska. Who would have thought that place could produce more than oil and Sarah Palin – two decidedly unsexy things.

Second, I’m no stranger to sex on screen. I appeared in two arty porn films with DVD releases: one in San Francisco and one here in Berlin. There may be other footage of me out there, but if so, I don’t know where. And yup, I moved to Berlin from gay ol’ San Francisco, where I learned to be a proper fag and how to be a writer all at the same time.

There’s more from San Francisco coming your way via Dandy Dicks, so stay tuned.

But I left San Francisco. And took my heart with me. Five years now in Berlin and I can’t think of a better place to be. I’ve been making it here as a writer ever since and I’m happy to report there’s no going back.

I think I’ve given you enough of the basics. More you’ll just have to find out either through this blog or a little Google. But I hope with that you stick around Dandy Dicks – for this blog and of course, the boys!

Walter Crasshole